People are always talking about what their favorite song is, or what they think is the best song ever. If your friends/co-workers/family say any other song besides “Yackety Sax” (by Boots Randolph), they are wrong. Yackety Sax is the greatest song penned by mortal hands (Atomic Dog by George Clinton is the greatest song ever in reality. I’m still on the fence about George Clinton being human. He’s just too damn avdanced.)
He has a spaceship that runs on Funk.
Anyways, back to Yackety Sax. It is the greatest song in the world. You can play it anywhere and it fits. At a party? Sax ’em up. Wedding? Hit’em with the Sax. At the club, trying to get crunk? YACKETY SAX!!
For real, I want this shit played at my funeral while they carry my casket out of the church. Also, I want it filmed, and then sped up, and Yackety Sax dubbed in later, so that when someone watches it, my funeral procession will look like a chase scene from Benny Hill.
Yackety Sax makes anything funny. That is why it is the best ever. Don’t believe me? Look at this shit:
and this …… even crappy remakes
I love me some fuckin’ Yackety Sax, bitches.
It even makes a bunch of regular dudes tiling a roof watchable
Was the Passion of the Christ a tough movie for you to watch? Was it a bit too graphic for you? Well just toss in some Yackety Sax!!!11!!!!!!!111!!11oneoneone!!11eleventyone11!1
YACKETY SAX!!!
Keep your mouth shut, man
You’re a dead motherfucker
Bill McDonald’s here!
Bill McDonald’s car
Made of adamantium
and God’s skin. Awesome.