What’s Inside Every Single Man’s Head

February 26, 2010

Seriously. The only reason I don’t break shit, is because I can’t get away with it. Here’s some advice for you ladies who read this. Any man not related to you who is nice to you, wants to have sex on you or is gay. Period.

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You know you love it.

February 24, 2010

Pop locking. You know you love it.


Thanks Internet!

February 23, 2010

Don’t ask me why, but I find animals doing stuff like humping, peeing and crapping funny as hell. If you do not find that stuff funny, or interesting, do not look at any of the following vids.

Polar bear craps a shit-mist in the water

Tiger cops a squat in a fountain

This dog is having trouble getting into position, and possibly it’s constipated…

CLASSIC little chimp smells his own ass and it K.O.s him. This one will never get old.

That’s all the poop for now.


The gamebox…. is…

February 18, 2010

My gamebox is slowly fading out. The Ps3 is dieing. It’s not reading Blu-ray discs anymore. That’s my freaking stress relief.

All the times during the day that I feel like slapping someone, I save it up for game fuel. Yes. All those times I uppercut you in the face during a game of Street Fighter 4, the times I shotgunned your head off in Killzone 2, genaded your carcass to infinity and beyond in MAG was me releasing the pent up rage built up from earlier in the day.

I can’t afford to replace or repair the now out-of-warranty PS3, so…. lets all hope I don’t snap.


Wu-Tang! Wu-Tang! Wu-Tang! Wu-Tang!…

February 17, 2010

I need to own this.

It is a real album and it is coming out soon. I won’t say how soon, because well… you know how Wu stuff likes to get pushed back. This is my second time trying to write a post about this. The first time, the browser crashed because of how beast the picture is. Anyways look at the promo vids for this monster album (directed by Rik Cordero)

Part One: Tical

Part Two: Starks

Part Three: The Chef

I am very excited about this.

edit** I’m almost 100% sure the artwork is by Chris Bachalo. If you don’t know who he is, go look that dude up and be amazed.


Face Explosion

February 2, 2010

OK! Fight movie time!!

Tony Jaa is a little Thai dude who kicks serious ass. He was in the hit action movies Ong Bak and Tom Yum Goong and the lesser known Ong Bak 2. Well he’s back with a new one coming out soon. Ong Bak 3. Yes you read that right. Almost 2 years after we were left with the cliffhanger ending of Ong Bak 2, 3 picks up right where 2 leaves off. I am very excited and ready to see some guys get their asses beaten off of the side of their faces. Really.

Here’s an early teaser

The story is pretty simple, I guess. I watched Ong Bak 2 in Thai, with no English subs, more than twice. The story is basic enough. Really tho, this is a fight movie. I’m sure the love story between him and the super hot chick is pretty good and full of clever dialog, or the reason he’s going on a buck wild killing frenzy is really compelling. I don’t care about all that. If this one has even half of the fight action that Ong Bak 2 has, I might die of Action Overload.

Do yourself a huge favor and find a copy of Ong Bak 2. Slap yourself for not seeing it sooner.

I would pay to see nothing but 90mins of him beating the crap out dudes all over the world (broken up every 15 mins with some shots of tits and asses). Tony Jaa, his choreographers and his stunt team are really doing some creative things in fight movies.

It’s like the male version of modern dance, except somebody gets fucked up pretty good. I have yet to watch a movie with Tony Jaa and not rewind during the middle of things. He’ll pull off some monster badass move and it needs to be seen again, just to take in how badass it is. REally. There’s a move in Ong Bak 2 that I can’t even describe fully, but I know there’s an elephant and a vampire backflipping chick and a double foot reverse dropkick…through the elephant’s tusks. Look at that trailer and how he stunt men are getting tossed around.

I’m all worked up now.