All time greatness

June 18, 2008

Stacey Dash is super hot, then, now and forever. If you don’t think she is hot, you are sick in the head or blind. I have watched some VERY BAD movies because I knew she was in it. She is one of a very select few who far surpass the rating scale that is the Uppercut Meter. I would need to create at least 3 new meters to gauge her level of sexitude. Keep in mind that she is going to be 42 this year.

She’s got one sparked up in this one!!

These next few are NSFW ( Not Safe For Work).

Your supervisor may (if male):

  • get mad that his girlfriend/wife does not look like her. Take out his anger on you and fire your web surfing ass.
  • get overcome with uncontrollable lust, run to the nearest bathroom and fap(masterbate). After the fapping is over, you will get fired.
  • fire you on the spot, print out the pictures, call up some cheap whores and have shameful sex with them while they wear the printouts over their faces.

If your supervisor is a woman, you will probably have sex with her. She will be pretending that she is Stacey Dash and that you are somebody much better looking. You will most likely be fired during the sex.

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The Reasons

June 17, 2008

I like T&A. I can’t say that I like T more than A, or A more than T. Some of my friends like one more than the other. They each have various reasons for liking one over the other. I’m not really debating anything. I’m just looking for a good reason to look at tits and ass. wait… I don’t need a reason to look at tits and ass. What I will do, is put some work safe pics T&A up here. What the hell? I’m just going to post pics of girls I want to do stuff to, or have them do stuff to me (no butthole stuff)

I don’t have any format in mind, there’s not best to worst. I’m just going to put them up here. Maybe the gods of teh interwebz will guide one of these ladies to this site, and they will read what I have written about them. My clever writing style will hypnotize them, and they will come find me***. Then I will cover their bodies in chocolate sauce and whipped cream while they read me the sports page from the Daily Reflector …

Brooklyn Sudano!!

Ok. The pics don’t have much T&A in them, but who the fuck cares, she is what sunbeams wish they glowed like. I have a very long list of things I would like to do to her, some of them involving Fun-Dip and Mike ‘n’ Ikes.

Dollicia Bryant!!!

Damn Right!!! I had thought of some clever stuff to type, but to hell with it. Just look at her!

Keisha Knight Pulliam a.k.a Rudy Huxtable

I’m sure she’s tired of people calling her Rudy. I would let her call me Rudy all night. She scores a 46.8 on the Uppercut Scale (scale will be covered in future post)

I need some alone time now. I’ll be putting up more pics of famous/not so famous ladies I want to do stuff to, and pics of T&A.

*** I am not hard to find. I gotz a map on the page.


Return of Stuff.

June 11, 2008

Greetings to the tens* of you that read my stuff. I have been very busy lately, and havent had much time to post new mess. I have found some good reading material. Here’s Baby Cock Back.

*well, not quite tens, more like ten