…Girl, you aint heard?

May 21, 2009

I was looking around on the interwebs for… not shit. Anyways, I came across what I thought was one of the worst local TV commercials ever in the history of TV. But with clever use of implied nudity, a good down shirt partial boob shot, and 2 cute girls, I’m convinced it’s pure genius. I can’t stop looking at it, and I know where I would be on the 24th of May, if I lived in Orlando.

Everything is bad in this commercial, but the girls in it make me feel special in my pants area. The girl on the left is naked behind that paper. After they get done talking about the job fair, they make out hardcore style.


Favorite Fights

May 20, 2009

Anyone who knows me, knows that I freaking love movies with badass fight scenes in them. I have watched some super shitty movies, because I thought there might be a badass fight in it. I have even watched foreign movies, with no subtitles, because the fights were just that awesome.

So, today I am going to post up some of my favorite fight scenes. I’ll try to list the movie and actors for all of them, but some of the foreign joints are written in that super crazy writing style that looks like 100 stick men fighting, so I’ll do my best on those.

Oh yeah, if you have any fights I should go look at, let me know.. anyways, here we go, in no particular order:

Jackie Chan vs Benny “the Jet” Urquidez from the movie Wheels on Meals. This is made way before Jackie Chan was popular in the U.S. I saw this after I saw Rumble in the Bronx, and decided that Rumble was dumbed down for American audiences.

This is the last fight from Buddhist Fist. If you consider yourself a fan of Kung-fu movies, then you should see this, if you haven’t already. It’s some old-school work from director Yuen Wu Ping. this fight is Shun-Si Yuen vs Siu Ming Tsui. The story to the movie is actually very good too.

This is the end fight from Magic Crystal. Andy Lau and Cynthia Rathrock (yes, China O’Brein from the cheesey 80’s movies) VS Richard Norton. This movie is full of super dope scenes, but I love it because of how Norton works the hell out of the Japanese Sai. Also note Rathrock’s awesome form. She uses Eagle’s Claw and Mantis Fist early in the fight. Why didn’t she beat ass like this in the China O’Brein movies?Also, Norton busts out some classic Wing Chun too.

I need to start a new site just for fights that kick ass…. or something. There’s so much badass choreography out there.

Ok, last one goes to the ladies. One of my all time favorite female martial arts stars is Yukari Oshima. This is her as the badguy fighting Moon Lee in the movie Iron Angel

Stuff you should look at

May 5, 2009

I like stuff. I know you like stuff too. Here is some stuff that I like. Look at it.

Listen to this while you read some stuff. It’s a song made up of sampled youTube vids of people playing music. I know that sounds weak, but it’s dope as hell, so look at it.

Listen to the Slap-Chop dude kick it ’84 style.

This stuff is so over the top, you’ll put on 10lbs just looking at the pictures

Rosario Dawson is super hot. I mean damn. I would fight 57 starrioded up gorillas just fot the chance to lightly tickle her upper ankle with a feather, while she spreads  baby oil and strawberry jam on my head and neck area with a wooden spoon.

A super dope Quentin Tarrentino mash-up.

One of the worst things I’ve seen on the interwebs today.

Feel better by looking at the epicness of these fails

Yall think I’m all tough all the time. I like cute stuff too…

Observations made in line at KFC

Best website that you better not look at while at work! (seriously, it’s NSFW at all)