Finding CarolinaHaze

April 27, 2009

I was thinking about some things in my past. I have not always been the upstanding human that I am today. At one point in my history, I was a bit of a bastard to women. Nothing criminal (well, some stolen CDs..) but crappy and mean spirited. I stumbled across this website called “I Bang the Worst Dudes“.

You can all breath a sigh of relief, I or any of my actions have not made it to that site. Take a look through there, you may see someone you know.

Note to young dudes: Don’t be a dick. Don’t be a cheap ass.



April 20, 2009

Japan, WTF?

I’m just asking…

Good Damn TV

April 14, 2009

Real quick, yall. Here’s two shows that you should check out, when you get the chance.

1. Eastbound and Down.

It’s funny as hell. Takes place in Shelby, North Carolina (represent bitches). Will Farrel has a recurring character on the show, who looks like a skinny Ric Flair. Kenny Powers will be your new hero. Here are some clips from the first season….


Show #2 is the definition of badass.

2. Deadliest Warrior. Scientists pick two warriors from all of Earth’s history and see who would win if they fought one on one. They gather up experts on the different fighting styles and then study their weapons and techniques. The show just started. Week one was Apache vs Gladiators.

Tonight’s match-up(as of Apr 14) is Viking vs Samurai. Yeah, I know, fucking awesome. What makes it even more awesome is that the experts from each fighting style are always about a hair away from really fighting. They talk shit to each other the entire show. Just look at what the hell they have lined up for future shows!!1!!oneoneone!!!

Pirate vs. Knight, Taliban vs. IRA, Yakuza vs. Mafia, Viking vs. Samurai, Green Beret vs. Spetznaz, Maori vs. Shaolin Monks, William Wallace vs. Shaka Zulu and Ninja vs. Spartan! I’m about to pass out from badass overload.

Here is the beginning of the first episode.

Watch the full ep. here

Tuesday night at 10pm, don’t call me, because I’ll be watching this show.

People Feeling Special

April 14, 2009

Yall, this shit made me laugh my ass off, and the “backlash” made me laugh even more. Look at the comments and have a good laugh, or be sad for America’s masses. People are all getting mad about what one person (who they never met) said to another person (who they never met). Wow.

Listen to this, and then read this.

Here is the thing, in case you are a lazy bastard

The Rawest Dude You Never Heard Of vol 1

April 3, 2009

We all know of people who are badasses in real life. We have all seen some badassmotherfuckers in movies and T.V. I am going to start featuring some of these badasses. You should know about them. “Why?” you ask…. because everybody needs some inspiration from time to time.

Hopefully the folks I put up are going to be so raw animal badass, that you are inspired to go do something awesome, like scissor-kick somebody from off the top of a moving bus….

^this, because I couldnt find any pics of a guy flipping off a bus... and its fucking badass.

^this, because I couldn't find any pics of a guy flipping off a bus... and it's fucking badass.

……. or do a front flip over your desk at work and then jump out the window and land in your car… then do a burnout.. You might also be inspired to go do some community service and help out people less fortunate than yourself, you stingy bastard. (just kidding, but for realz… you know you got some money/time)


Today’s badass is Cüneyt Arkin (don’t ask me how to pronounce that shit.) He is so badass he had to change his original name because people’s jaws were becoming disjointed trying to say it. It is Fahrettin Cüreklibatur. Seriously, that is a badass name. He is Turkish, and a movie star. He’s Turkish Luke Skywalker from Turkish Star Wars. This dude’s been in 300+ movies and directed about 25 or so.

He is on some real fight action too. One time a guy on the set of one of his movies said Cüneyt Arkin didn’t really know any martial arts, so Arkin broke the dude’s leg with a deadly karate move. He learned how to ride horses and flip around in the Russian Circus. He’s a doctor. Google this dude.

Here’s a short bio of this Turkish badass

1:00 is the some of the best evidence on film of what scientists like to call Beast Mode