American List

I was talking with a friend of mine (thanks Felicia) and we decided to come up with a list of movies that every American should see at least once. People, use this list to raise your kids with. If you start with the age appropriate ones and show them to your kid as they get older, they will grow up to be awesome.

The list is not in order now and a work in progress. I’m also going to be editing it until I feel it is super awesome.

I Come Bearing Gifts

First new post in a while, but it’s awesome. Free websites to look at women in various states of undress.

In no particular order, and most of these are NSFW so don’t blame me if you get caught at work looking at tits and ass.

1. The Brazilian Bumbum** – All about Brazilian girls and their butts. *update* that site doesn’t get updated like it should, and dude has only marginal taste. All of Brazil, and we only get the super light skinned chicks with decent asses?

2. Girls in Cute Underwear – No full nudity, but its got hot chicks.

3. Ridiculously Beautiful – Mostly naked chicks. Not bad, some “artsy” photos in there. Still quite fap-worthy

There’s some free naked chicks.

**I was going to take that site off the list, but I wanted to express my outrage at dude. You can’t have something about Brazilian ass and not have a sample of all the different shades of Brazilian chick. We need to see them all, from the white looking ones, down to the rich deep chocolate ones. Women are so awesome.

Raekwon – Shaolin vs Wu Tang

I need to hear the rest of this album. It’s out March 8, so that’s not too far from now. Somebody with a bootleg rip or something, let me hear it. I’m going to buy this in March, but I need it in my ears right now.

Raekwon – Shaolin Vs. Wu-Tang by Hypetrak

The Star Wars is Strong in This One

This is the best Star Wars parody I’ve seen I think ever. Fuck you, suck my dick.

Ghostface Killah does it again

It’s out 12/28. Seriously, I shouldn’t even have to type anything. It’s fucking Ghostface Killah. That automatically means A+. Let’s take a look at some of the cameos: GZA, Killa Priest, Joel Ortiz, The Game, Black Thought (yes, from the Legendary Roots Crew), Jim Jones, Sheik Louch, Sun God, Cappadona, Meth, Redman, Raekwon, Ugod. I might have left somebody off, but you’ll hear them soon enough.

Amazon has it for pre order with a sampling of the tracks. Please buy this. Don’t shit on Ghost by bootlegging it.

How Come Nobody Told Me?

Wu Wednesdays*.

How is it that I’m the last one to know (well 2nd to last, because your ass didn’t know, because if you did know, you would have told me) about this development? Anyways, every Wednesday, RZA puts a new track up on this website. It’s about 5 weeks old and the download links are not up yet.

The music streams pretty flawlessly and there were no hic-ups or stuttering on my end. Its set up like a blog and is pretty straight forward.

A free new Wu song every week. Thanks RZA!

 

 

*I hate the word Wednesday. Why the fuck is that “D” in there (not the “D” for day smartass)? Nobody says it like “Wedensday”. You don’t even pronounce the stupid “D”. If asshats can make that word Sarah Palin made up a real word, I think I should be able to have the fucking “D” taken out of Wednesday. That shit just pisses me off to no end.

awwwww maaaaaaaann!!!!

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!11!1one!1!

Road Rage. This is Why

This fucking asshat is why people die in cars. Look at this sonovabitch. He’s got a book, a Kindle AND he’s talking on a fucking cellphone… driving over 60.

There are a few rare times I will use the phone in the car. One is in a traffic jam. If I’m going 2mph and the situation is not changing, then yeah, I’ll yak on the phone.

This guy though.

I often tell people about what I will do with my lottery winnings and one of the things I often mention is this: I will buy an old scrapper and a pile of bricks and keep the bricks in the car with me. I’ll also have a sign in the car that will read “GET OFF YOUR CELLPHONE WHILE DRIVING!” I’ll pull up next to said cellphone driver and show the sign. If they do not comply, I will toss a brick through their window. Of course I’ll get sued or something, but I’ll be a millionaire so, bricks for everyone!!

So people, be careful. If you see me driving in anything made in the 80’s get off your phone in the car. You’ve been warned.

 

Death Metal is Awesome

Yeah, that was badass. The second one is my favorite. Holy shit it kills me every time. The guy who made these, Andy Rehfeldt, is a pretty damn good musician. Props to him for these gems.

Back Again! Again.

I been super busy (lie) and not had time to put anything up here (lie). I don’t think anybody reads this shit annyways, so fuck it. I’ll do something if I feel like it.