I just took a dump at work, and it was epic. I was wearing a sweater, and had to take it, and my shirt underneath off, Costanza style. I think I crapped out (in no particular order) an inner tube, cinder block, a small cactus, every piece of gum I’ve ever swallowed in life and 4 chicken bones.
It was so massive, I floated off the seat when I was done. If anyone goes in there in the next half hour, they might die.