HFC Official Card Collecting Game

Yes, you read the title correctly. The HFc card collecting game is on it’s way to stores near you!! It’s like that game Magic the Gathering, except 100x better. The game features all the things that you know and love about CarolinaHaze, Eastern North Carolina, ass and tits, wild animals, and  Bill McDonald(or hate about Bill McDonald, he’s a beast).

The object of the game is to win by using the cards in your deck. All the cards have directions and shit written on them. If you are illiterate, then you can’t play. If you are illiterate, then you are a dumbass(and prolly not reading this, because you can’t, you non-reading diaper goat)

The cards are hand crafted by members of The Action Team. Each card is a work of art good enough to hang in a museum, or Olive Garden.

Here is a short preview of some of the cards.

PROTIP: Click on the pictures to make them get bigger.

YES!! I can feel the fun shooting out of these cards! As founder of the HFC and the Eastern North Carolina Bill McDonald Emergency Responce Team, and member of the Action Team, I would like to hear from the 3 of you who read this crap. If you have any ideas for interesting elements to add to the game in the form of a card, please let me know. Call, email, IM, telegraph, or smoke signal your boy. The game is a short ways from being completed, so if you want to see your idea as a card, holla.


2 Responses to HFC Official Card Collecting Game

  1. E-Rich says:

    LMAO@the “That Ass” card. Yeah, I can see how an ass like that would make me want to boot myself in the face.

  2. carolinahaze says:

    I had to boot myself in the face repeatedly while making that card.

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