Ok. What in the fucking hell is the deal with people and homophones? Am I wrong in thinking that they were taught in like the 3rd and 4th grade? I will admit that I am not the greatest speller ever. I’m not even close to average. When the spell check goes down, I’m in trouble. All that aside, I know how to use the words I can spell.
Of all my travels through the interwebs, nothing pisses me off more than the misuse of the following words, and by adults no less. This is some grade school shit. Stupid bastards. People reading this, please share this shit.
THEIR – shows ownership -> That is THEIR boat.
THERE – that one is for location -> Look over THERE!
THEY’RE – this one is tricky. it is a contraction of THEY ARE -> Holy shit THEY’RE running away.
Here’s another set.
TWO – the damn number -> I have TWO dollars.
TO – can be used a few ways, most involve transition -> He went from one TO seven. or I’m going TO the strip club. Who does that belong TO?
TOO – I forget what people call it, but it’s when you have an extreme or something -> He talks TOO much. Her ass is TOO small. My wallet is TOO full of cash, and my diamond shoes are TOO tight.
One more. This one pisses me off to no end.
YOUR – shows ownership -> That’s YOUR crusty sock.
YOU’RE – another contraction! This one means YOU ARE. -> YOU’RE a sexy beast CarolinaHaze.
Folks reading this crap, do me a favor and memorize these words, and use them the right way. For fuck’s sake, please!!